They were giving each other silly nicknames.
Okay, maybe it’s only Natalie and Jwu Shyan. They’re taking their ‘partnership’ a bit too seriously.
Zhi Weng is “Pussy Loke”,
Xin Tang is “Si Fat”
Natalie is “Fucker Lim Fui Mon”
Rizwan is “Rabbit” (or “Ridiculous”. I don’t know. I lost track. I was distracted by my pork noodles.)
And I am “Wantan”. I was very happy with that. It’s a lot better than “Fucker” or “Pussy”
Then "Jwu the Jackass" just HAD to change it to “Wombat”.
This is me.
The fat, clumsy, boring wombat.
I look like a little bear but smaller.
I come out at night. I sleep during the day.
I live in a hole in the ground.
I like to eat grass and roots. But I LOVE CARROTS the best.
(My preferred bribe after $$$)
Want to know what I did today?
Morning: Slept and attended the Wombat Moot Court.
Afternoon: Slept, did Wombat Stats and hung out with asses and pussies
Evening: Ate grass.
Night: Scratched. Dang, I can’t reach. The itch is killing me.
The killer smile
When I was a baby. Ain't I cute?
Too bad I've grown rounder in the middle